What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• The Bezos-Sánchez Merger: The Ultimate Inside Guide to the Wedding of the Century - The Hollywood Reporter
• Slash your biological age by up to 16 years by doing this one thing during your daily walk — new study says - Tom's Guide
• Guest column | Ask a Vet: Why does my pet lick me so much? - The Washington Post
• How do I write a book and sell it?
• Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
• Do you think the TikTok controversy played a role in ByteDance's plan to spend over $12 billion on AI in 2025?
• Catch Jupiter and Mercury side by side in the evening sky this week - Space
• Is a monthly salary of 47,000 SEK before tax considered adequate for a C# .Net developer with over 7 years of experience in Sweden?
• All the ways Apple TV boxes do—and mostly don’t—track you - Ars Technica
• What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?
• A slain Minnesota lawmaker's beloved dog, Gilbert, stays with her as she and her spouse lie in state - AP News
• Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?